So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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