Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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