and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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