You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
