Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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