but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
