Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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