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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
