but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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