Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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