at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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