Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
