scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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