Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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