after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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