quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sober January is a disaster.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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