And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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