Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
