Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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