Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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