oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
