I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We are two peas in an std pod
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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