And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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