he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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