Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
