So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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