Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm really busy with my period
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