She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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