Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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