I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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