Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm bleeding and have questions
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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