HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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