I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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