East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you guys were way drunker than both of me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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