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I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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