brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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