glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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