Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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