That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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