True but thats because hes a fetus.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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