Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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