I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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