we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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