careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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