Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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