So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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