Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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