Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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