just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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