Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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